whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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