Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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