I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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