i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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