You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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