i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
We had sex on a dog bed..
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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