My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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I need you to use more vowels.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
