i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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