ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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