In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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