VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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