I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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