Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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