i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I puked a lego.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize