He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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