So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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