Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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