The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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