called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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