Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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