Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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