Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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