I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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