sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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