would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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