I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize