I'm so fucking centered right now
420 ftw
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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