dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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