Where is the hickey?
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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