Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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