What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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