Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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