But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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