I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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