she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
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Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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