Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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