Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You are the jesus of drinking
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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