Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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