This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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