I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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