Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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