well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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