what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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