Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I puked a lego.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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