You really coming over, don't trick.
hotel room ftw
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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