The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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