you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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