I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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