btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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