I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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