Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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