You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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