I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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