That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
