I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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