You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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